i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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