Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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