He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
