We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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