I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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