my mouth tastes like poor choices
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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