I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
we're making bets on your personal life
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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