I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
