I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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