This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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