You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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