Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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