do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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