I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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