Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
the raccoons are back...
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