So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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