my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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