You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
