you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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