Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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