Its about making memories worth repressing
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize