I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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