My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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