No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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