where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
May the power of my ass compel you!!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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