apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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