To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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