wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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