As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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