I'd wear matching sweaters with you
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
