To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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