You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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