So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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