is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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