My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
two words: eviction party
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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