YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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