It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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