We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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