Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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