she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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