her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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