And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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