In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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