Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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