They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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