the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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