awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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