You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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