Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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