Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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