Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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