Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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