There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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