Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just high enough for therapy.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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