So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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