She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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