? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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