so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize