im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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