If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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