Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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